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If I ran for President, I wouldn't stand a chance. First, I would have to say a few words about my sordid sewin'-the-wild-oats past involving some booze and the police a few times when I was younger. I wouldn't want that dug up. I'd rather just fess up at the git go.
My opponents would check the police database and find my fingerprints. Mind you, they'd find I never stole anything, took any drugs, cheated on any tests, divulged inside information or bribed anybody. There were a couple of fist-fights. I never wrecked my car with any passengers; I was always alone. I did lose the car a couple of times in New Orleans. It seems you can't park a vehicle overnight on Canal Street. The police down there tow you if you're parked past midnight.
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