SOS for the USPS

A venerable institution in this country is in dire need of our help and support. I'm talking about the neighborhood post office. But first, an awkward segue.

You know, nothing angers up the blood quite like the environmental do-gooders who have targeted direct mail with their latest campaign in an effort to save the earth (by the way, if you want a, pardon the pun, earthy take on environmentalist efforts to save the planet, visit YouTube and look up George Carlin...outrageously hilarious). Where do enviros get off, trying to get "anti-junk mail" legislation passed?