Printers Make Presidential Run –DeWese
Lou: My company is Royal Litho and it's located in Queens, New York.
Harris: This question comes from one of our Internet viewers. She writes, "If you are elected president, what will you do to reduce unemployment and get our economy moving?"
Lou: I will temporarily eliminate the pay checks and all of the perks for every member of Congress until unemployment is down to less than 4 percent, our budget is balanced and our federal spending is exactly equal to federal tax receipts.
These yo-yos will also get no free lunches in the Congressional Cafeteria. They can eat at the street carts like all the rest of us. When they have achieved the goals I outlined above, plus some others I will think up, I will authorize $1 million bonuses and reinstate all the stuff I took away. In my business I eat what I kill, and I'm sure that's the case for all my brothers and sisters here on the podium.
Congress gets the work done for the benefit of the citizens and they get paid. Any complaints and I will introduce them to Boom Boom Mancini and his crew.
Millie's 'Made in America' Platform
HArris: Mañana Man you take the next question.
Mañana Man: This question has to do with illegal aliens here in the United States. Ms. Mildred Fouracre, as president what will be your position on the 11.6 million illegal aliens here in America?
Mildred: I am Millie Fouracre, the owner and CEO of Millie's Web Perfection Corporation in Paducah, Kentucky. If elected, I will immediately hire and equip an additional 100,000 border patrols. They will be assigned American-made weapons and given 50,000 Chevrolet Suburbans and 50,000 Ford Explorers to drive around. It will also result in about 12,500 new jobs at Ford and GM. This immediately adds about 112,500 jobs for new patrol officers and auto workers.