Get the Name Right –DeWese
There is some considerable confusion over the pronunciation of Mañana Man. The “Man” part is easy. It’s the “Mañana” that befuddles many of you readers. Many people rhyme their pronunciation with “banana,” the long yellow fruit grown in the tropics that we peel before we eat. That pronunciation is incorrect.
I will help correct your pronunciation with a phonetic explanation. Follow along with this exercise.
First, say “mawn” and pronounce it with a Jamaican accent so it comes out as in “Hey Mon, let’s have some rum when we’ve beaten our sales objectives by 20 percent.” Got it? First syllable is “Mawn.”
Next syllable. It’s “yah.” As in, “Yah vold! I got the $200,000 Humongous Industries annual report job!”
So far we’ve got “Mawn yah.”
Final syllable. It’s “Nah.” As in, “Nah, I can’t go to the Irish Pub, I’ve got to stay here and write up these orders.”
And we wind up with “Mawn yah na.”
Name That Tune
Now, let’s practice to the tune of the Harry Belafonte song, “Matilda.” We’re going to trade Mañana for Matilda and we’re going to commingle lyrics from “Banana Boat Song.” Ready? Pretend there’s a steel band and you’re on warm white sands. The transparent emerald surf swirls its foam around your toes.
“I work all day
“An’ I sell de print.
“An’ I want to sell more.
“Highly deadly mean competitor,
“He cut the price an’ I wanna go home.
“Mañana Man is the one I read
“He’s da best
“An’ I follow his lead.
“I made the sale,
“Competitor man he go broke.
“Mañana Man you da one,
“Inspire me to greater t’ings.
“Come Meester Tally Man
“Tally me commission,
“An’ it’s time to go sell.
“De O, Mi se de, Me se de O’