USPS ‘Helps Themselves’ in Effort to Drum Up Cash

Apropos to nothing department: I once quoted the phrase "God helps those who help themselves" to a very religious man who soon after lost said religion. Can't remember the context of why the line was uttered, but boy, was he pissed. Seem to recall him bringing up the book of revelations in short order. Nowhere in the Bible are those words uttered, the man stammered. I spent the next 45 minutes receiving Bible 101, my First Class ticket to hell having already been stamped.