The Most Interesting (Sales) Man in the World

As a sales person, he is clairvoyant and omnipotent. He has built an impeccable reputation in the print industry as a master of his craft. With each passing sales year, his legend grows. He is...The Most Interesting (Sales) Man in the World.

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• He closed three sales on his way in to the office this morning alone. Two were strangers who stopped him in the street.

• His clients call just so they can leave him a voice mail message.

• His CSR could tell you stories—oh, could she ever tell you stories—but then she’d have to kill you. And she would.

• His sales manager quit out of sheer respect for his abilities.

• His bid requests are returned with three words on them: “I’ll do it.”

• Clients learn the cost of a print job when his invoice arrives.

• Grateful customers pay immediately. In cash.

• His press OKs frequently turn into a party.

• His business card features his picture...Nothing else.

• He once punched a Print Buyer. That’s right; you heard me!

• When someone raises an objection, he simply smiles. They apologize at once.

• His sales pitch: “You need this.”

• He once turned in an expense report that simply read, “Lunches.” Accounting wrote him a five-figure check.

• When he arrives at a company, receptionists call the customer to say, “He will see you now.”

• The only reason he loses a customer is death...Theirs!

• When he leaves the office for the day, production shuts down. After all, what’s the point?

He is, the Most Interesting (Sales) Man in the World.