Mañana Man's Fan Mail —DeWese

THANK GOD I didn’t help the man in the letter below. My bride, Attila the Nun, will tell you if I offer to help you, you should do something to distract me, and then run like hell.

I’m going to change or redact the names of the letter writers in this column. The first letter is one I got in January (this year), and it is a classic example of the power of human enterprise.