Sandy Alexander Inc.

Sandy Alexander Inc., has produced the first ever mix and match magazine cover for Hearst Magazine’s Esquire which went on sale April 10. The magazine’s May cover features a new “make your own face” perforated cover. The multiple covers feature the facial features of Barack Obama, George Clooney and Justin Timberlake, on three covers that when separated provide 27 combinations of the various facial features.

I am writing this column on April 6, 2005. It's about 5:30 a.m. and I have got to finish this thing because Attila the Editor and his nefarious henchman, Chris Bauer, the managing editor, are insisting that they need it today so they can lay out the May edition of the magazine. Reread that last sentence with a whiny insistence in your voice and you will hear what I heard when they called to check on my progress. It's been 61 days since I quit smoking cold turkey and this kind of pressure isn't making it any easier. Now I can't drink—too many empty calories