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These are tough and tragic times. Apparently, I'm too old, dumb and slow to qualify for the Delta Force that's tracking down the lousy terrorists.
I went to the local Marine recruiting office, filled out the application and got in line. The recruiting Sergeant never looked up as he scanned my application. When he did look up at me, he laughed until tears ran down his tanned, muscle-bound cheeks. He said, "I've had 17-year-old kids lie about their age, but I've never had an old gray beard try to convince me that he's 25. Get out of here old man! Go swig some Geritol, keep payin' your taxes and wavin' the flag."
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