Franklin's Makeover Reveal Put on Hold by Gaffe

WASHINGTON, DC—Ben Franklin's sparkling new makeover—and considering his age, it must be a doozy—is suffering from technical difficulties and will not be ready in time for its previously scheduled February 2011 release. The new high-tech $100 bill has emerged from initial printing runs at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing with unwanted creases. Alas, Botox doesn't work on paper.