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TJ Tedesco

View from Mount Olympus

By TJ Tedesco

About TJ

T.J. is team leader of Grow Sales, Inc., a marketing and social media services company operating at the intersection of compelling content, clear vision and quality communication practices. In this blog, fire is a metaphor for print. Hang on, this ride will be weird...

Prometheus crept into Mt. Olympus, stole fire, returned to the lowlands, ran from house to house distributing it, got caught, was chained to a rock, lost his liver to a huge ugly bird and was rescued by Hercules. Leveraging his fame, Prometheus started Fire Enterprises Inc.  (FEI). Since fire was the hottest technology of the time, company success came fast and furious. Two generations later, fire isn't such an easy sale. Now led by Prometheus' grandson Org, FEI's growth is non-existent, competitors are pounding and prices are in the toilet.

Use an ‘Astonishing Guarantee’ to Sway Hesitant Prospects

Last week, Fire Enterprises, Inc. (FEI) marketing whiz Marka showed savvy salesperson Zoot how A/B testing with different outbound marketing channels can help determine which channel is the most effective. This week, Marka explains to Zoot how offering an “astonishing guarantee” can help FEI lure in hesitant prospects. Remember, fire = print.

One morning, Marka walked into Zoot’s office and found him banging his head on his oak desk.

“You OK, Zooty?” Marka asked.

“Been better,” Zoot said. “I’ve got plenty of hot prospects on the line, but I can’t reel any in!”

Marka thought it was weird to make a fishing metaphor now that Lake Olympus had iced over for the winter, but she decided not to mention it. “Why not?” she asked.

“Beats me,” Zoot said. “I tell them how FEI offers a quality product, good service and fair prices. What else could they possibly want?”

“Those things are expected of any business, Zoot,” Marka pointed out. “We won’t get the attention of these prospects unless we offer something unique and truly compelling. Let me tell you about an idea I had—the FEI Astonishing Guarantee.”

Zoot rubbed his chin with curiosity. “Tell me more.”

“This is a guarantee we’ll offer first-time customers that will make them stop and say, ‘I have to take advantage of this.’”

“You mean like offering a big discount?” Zoot asked warily.

“No,” Marka said. “The Astonishing Guarantee is, in part, a show of tremendous faith in our products and services. Much of the time, discounting conveys the opposite. Let me give you a couple of examples:”

[Marka started writing on the whiteboard that hung in Zoot’s office.]

Two Examples of Astonishing Guarantees:
  • “Your Flamethrowers delivered by a certain date…or they’re free.”
    • Customers’ flame-thrower materials must be on our production floor by a certain time, and not a minute later.
    • FEI will attach big, colorful slips to jobs like these for production department to see—GUARANTEED JOB: CAN’T BE LATE.—and send out a guarantee certificate with each completed order.
  • “For retail stores: If you can find a XY-model torch sold directly to a customer, we’ll pay you $1 million Drachmas.
    • Many of FEI’s retail clients are skittish because they’ve been burned—no pun intended—by previous fire vendors selling directly to their customers. This guarantee acknowledges this issue and gives prospective retail clients peace-of-mind that we won’t do the same.

“A successful Astonishing Guarantee builds off something a business does well, which in FEI’s case is offering reliability and quality fire products,” Marka explained. “And it should be something completely within our control. The secret of the Astonishing Guarantee is to never award it.”

“Our prospects will consider this a win-win,” Zoot said with understanding. “Clearly, we have incredible confidence in our products and services to offer a guarantee like this. Making a specific promise is more impressive than spouting empty marketing-speak like ‘industry-leading’ and ‘high-quality.’ In short, we’re putting our Drachmas where our mouths are.

“Prospects will also be intrigued by the chance of cashing in on this reward,” he continued. “So we’ve created not one, but two, compelling incentives to try FEI!”

“You bet,” Marka said.

“We’ll have to run this by Org and Numo,” Zoot cautioned, “but I’d say we have a winner. Now, I just need to grab some O-cedrin for my headache.”

“Long night at the bars last night?” Marka asked.

“No,” Zoot groaned. “My head hurts from banging it on my desk all day!”

Today’s FIRE! Point
By offering an Astonishing Guarantee, you can set your printing company apart and persuade prospects to give your company a chance and work with you for the first time. The secret of the Astonishing Guarantee is to never award it.

FIRE! in Action: Schwarzkopf Uses Money-back Guarantee to Persuade More People to Try New Products
The hair and beauty products company offered a money-back guarantee on any product in its new line. This led to an increase in the percentage of new people trying its new product line as compared to previous ones. 

Next week: Marka gives Zoot some tips for giving gifts to customers this coming holiday season.

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