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West Chester, Tolerance and Good Sense -- Cagle

June 2002

Praying in school does not equate the recognition of a federal religion, either. It's granted in the First Amendment. But someone, somewhere is afraid that the guv is conspiring to control our thoughts. And this wretched plaque, which mocks our hard-earned freedoms every time we drive to West Chester, trample over the rhododendrums and inspect the courthouse wall up close, has to go. Personally, I like to comb neighborhood post offices to see if my civil rights are being violated.

However, should Flynn and Downey prevail, we should respect the high court's decision. Indeed, we should take it upon ourselves to ferret out any other examples of church bogarting its way into matters of state relevance.

And now, assuming someone has called Charlton Heston and asked him to take down his stoney decrees, I think it's neccessary for this feature to direct your attention to another flagrant disregard of the seems our government has incorporated some of the commandments into law. They, too, must be removed immediately, or face the wrath of Flynn and Downey. Please note, among the highlights:

Thou shalt not kill. Certainly a Christian value, and most (if not all) religions follow this edict or similarly worded ones. As of now, this is no longer illegal. In the short term, we realize that morning commutes will turn into blood baths, resembling a war zone, but eventually traffic congestion will disappear—that's a good thing. And that guy you can't stand in the bindery, the goof who always refers to himself in the third person and keeps his cigarette pack rolled up his t-shirt sleeve? Feel free to stuff him in the paper baler.

Thou shalt not steal. Clearly, my rights are being exploited if I'm not allowed to help myself to a free copy of the June issue of Penthouse, featuring Anna Kournikova, from the local Gulp-N-Gas. It's too embarrassing to pay for one, anyway.

Thou shalt not commit adultery. Couples will now stay together longer, because spouses can't sue for divorce due to proactively coveting thy neighbor's wife. Oddly enough, adultery figures decrease as cheaters find it's not as much fun when sneaking around isn't neccessary.

The issue at hand has nothing to do with your beliefs or lack of them. It's all about common sense. Are we really insulted when someone erects a manger scene, or lights a menorah, in or around a building operated by the government? Whatever happened to tolerance? It's ironic that organizations such as the Freethought Society and the ACLU, defenders of the assailed minority, often come out in opposition to much of what the First Amendment represents.

Let's face it: a plastic baby Jesus with a 40-watt bulb inside shouldn't trigger a court case. Nor should a tattered old plaque, which had existed on the Chester County courthouse for more than 70 years without violating anyone's rights. Someone, or a group of people, were taken by the similarity between many of the commandments and the laws of our land, and came away with this conversation piece that, unfortunately, has caused too much conversation.

If someone believes that a plaque in southeastern Pennsylvania is only the start of religious pervasiveness in the U.S. government, then that grip on reality is a tenuous one. To paraphrase Sigmund Freud, sometimes a plaque is just a plaque.

The good folks of Chester County are $400 lighter in the coffers and may be without their historic plaque very soon. How about a Amendment guaranteeing freedom from people who cause us grief because they have nothing better to do than launch frivolous lawsuits. Some revisionist then can call it the separation between jackass and state.

The oft-repeatd phrase "separation between church & state" isn't in the First Amendment.

By Erik Cagle


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